Rocktard

The fourth child of Shay and Katilette Carl

Rocktard rocks!

by micksss June 14, 2010

Rocktard

Musicians who see themselves and big rockstars, but are actual douches (Fall Out Boy).

Pete Wentz is such a rocktard!!

by Adam Hobbs January 9, 2010

Rocktard

a relatively unknown non celebrity who is involved in music (although not many people know or care for it)and seems to think they are in legendary status and behave like they are a rockstar. Live in fantasy land inside their own head, population: 1.

changing ones first name to "vegas", then going on stage during a gig in a v small town and announcing the new name to the crowd of 5, is a beautiful example of a rocktard..

by candyfloss July 25, 2007

rocktard

in short: poser!!!
in long: a person who thinks they are rock because they bought a green day album and a band t-shirt. these people are just basically townies except they have the intelligence to except other types of music other than dance. rocktard probably has a friend who listens to rock music.

person 1: hey check it out im a rock chick!!!
person 2: *cough* rocktard *cough*

by rou rou September 21, 2005

Rockhard Dick

a dick that is super hard that it might rip off if you try to yank it in a different positon

yo that nigga got a rockhard dick look at him beating off in class!!!

by LilDurksGrillz November 5, 2020

shock rockhard

The main character from the popular pornography “The Fucking at Rockhard Manor” written by Charles White, of which that has not yet been published, but critics have said it can be related to Rain Johnson’s “Knifes Out”. Shock is a vet turned genius inventor who attempted to build a machine that can battle the effects of PTSD. Unfortunately for him, right as he had revealed his invention, we was mysteriously “pleasured to death”. His death sparked the investigation lead by the prestigious detective Mike Mitchell.

I hope that I can soon watch the pornography that includes the illustrious Shock Rockhard

I am subscribed to MoistCr1tical on YouTube in the hopes of updates pertaining to the marvelous “Fucking at Rockhard Manor”

by Incontinentia Buttocks February 7, 2021

Rockward

Keep moving forward and progressing higher and higher.

I have many struggles in life but I have to Rockward.

by Rockward1234 July 5, 2020