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Rocktard
a relatively unknown non celebrity who is involved in music (although not many people know or care for it)and seems to think they are in legendary status and behave like they are a rockstar. Live in fantasy land inside their own head, population: 1.
changing ones first name to "vegas", then going on stage during a gig in a v small town and announcing the new name to the crowd of 5, is a beautiful example of a rocktard..
Rocktard by candyfloss July 25, 2007
rocktard
in short: poser!!!
in long: a person who thinks they are rock because they bought a green day album and a band t-shirt. these people are just basically townies except they have the intelligence to except other types of music other than dance. rocktard probably has a friend who listens to rock music.
in long: a person who thinks they are rock because they bought a green day album and a band t-shirt. these people are just basically townies except they have the intelligence to except other types of music other than dance. rocktard probably has a friend who listens to rock music.
Rockhard Dick
Rockhard Dick by LilDurksGrillz November 5, 2020
shock rockhard
The main character from the popular pornography “The Fucking at Rockhard Manor” written by Charles White, of which that has not yet been published, but critics have said it can be related to Rain Johnson’s “Knifes Out”. Shock is a vet turned genius inventor who attempted to build a machine that can battle the effects of PTSD. Unfortunately for him, right as he had revealed his invention, we was mysteriously “pleasured to death”. His death sparked the investigation lead by the prestigious detective Mike Mitchell.
I hope that I can soon watch the pornography that includes the illustrious Shock Rockhard
I am subscribed to MoistCr1tical on YouTube in the hopes of updates pertaining to the marvelous “Fucking at Rockhard Manor”
I am subscribed to MoistCr1tical on YouTube in the hopes of updates pertaining to the marvelous “Fucking at Rockhard Manor”
shock rockhard by Incontinentia Buttocks February 7, 2021
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