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Rockward 

Keep moving forward and progressing higher and higher.
I have many struggles in life but I have to Rockward.
Rockward by Rockward1234 July 5, 2020
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rockward 

(rok-werd): adjective - when your penis achieves erection due to an awkward situation.
1. Damn those two queers rubbin' up on each other just got me rockward.

2. The other day I was watching my buddies grandma put on socks and I got rockward.
rockward by JohnnyBanger June 27, 2010

Rockhard Dick 

a dick that is super hard that it might rip off if you try to yank it in a different positon
yo that nigga got a rockhard dick look at him beating off in class!!!
Rockhard Dick by LilDurksGrillz November 5, 2020

shock rockhard

The main character from the popular pornography “The Fucking at Rockhard Manor” written by Charles White, of which that has not yet been published, but critics have said it can be related to Rain Johnson’s “Knifes Out”. Shock is a vet turned genius inventor who attempted to build a machine that can battle the effects of PTSD. Unfortunately for him, right as he had revealed his invention, we was mysteriously “pleasured to death”. His death sparked the investigation lead by the prestigious detective Mike Mitchell.
I hope that I can soon watch the pornography that includes the illustrious Shock Rockhard

I am subscribed to MoistCr1tical on YouTube in the hopes of updates pertaining to the marvelous “Fucking at Rockhard Manor”

rockhard gay sex

When both parties are hard as fuck, and want to mate with each other. They have intercourse very roughly, and they aggressively moan whilst stuffing each other with their rockhard dripping pps .
majahatis: wanna have some rockhard gay sex
ishkan: sur

Rocktard 

The fourth child of Shay and Katilette Carl
Rocktard rocks!
Rocktard by micksss June 14, 2010

rockhardmanpig 

(Noun)

A particularly randy homosexual; a kinky filth-monger with a taste for man-on-man action
"My gay brother is such a sweet and delicate fellow, but he doesn't get excited by just plain vanilla sex.

He needs a rockhardmanpig to get him off..."
rockhardmanpig by Matt P July 4, 2005
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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