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rockward 

(rok-werd): adjective - when your penis achieves erection due to an awkward situation.
1. Damn those two queers rubbin' up on each other just got me rockward.

2. The other day I was watching my buddies grandma put on socks and I got rockward.
rockward by JohnnyBanger June 27, 2010

Rockhard Dick 

a dick that is super hard that it might rip off if you try to yank it in a different positon
yo that nigga got a rockhard dick look at him beating off in class!!!
Rockhard Dick by LilDurksGrillz November 5, 2020

shock rockhard

The main character from the popular pornography “The Fucking at Rockhard Manor” written by Charles White, of which that has not yet been published, but critics have said it can be related to Rain Johnson’s “Knifes Out”. Shock is a vet turned genius inventor who attempted to build a machine that can battle the effects of PTSD. Unfortunately for him, right as he had revealed his invention, we was mysteriously “pleasured to death”. His death sparked the investigation lead by the prestigious detective Mike Mitchell.
I hope that I can soon watch the pornography that includes the illustrious Shock Rockhard

I am subscribed to MoistCr1tical on YouTube in the hopes of updates pertaining to the marvelous “Fucking at Rockhard Manor”

rockhard gay sex

When both parties are hard as fuck, and want to mate with each other. They have intercourse very roughly, and they aggressively moan whilst stuffing each other with their rockhard dripping pps .
majahatis: wanna have some rockhard gay sex
ishkan: sur

Rocktard 

The fourth child of Shay and Katilette Carl
Rocktard rocks!
Rocktard by micksss June 14, 2010

rockhardmanpig 

(Noun)

A particularly randy homosexual; a kinky filth-monger with a taste for man-on-man action
"My gay brother is such a sweet and delicate fellow, but he doesn't get excited by just plain vanilla sex.

He needs a rockhardmanpig to get him off..."
rockhardmanpig by Matt P July 4, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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