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(wroo-tāřd) n. An angry australian man who spends his days and nights on a drug fueled rant in the mocospace news and politics forum. Common topics of interest include China, ameritards, Heath Ledger, pommy drongos, Kim Jong Il, one child law soup and communism. The Rootard's drug fueled obsession with American foreign policy often leads to him touting the virtues of Communist China. But even when faced with facts of China's horrible human rights violations, a rootard will invariably turn the subject to that of American foreign policies. When posed with the question of why he doesn't live in China, the rootard will inevitably fly into a tangent about how if he could live there he would in a second and often uses his standard adage "I wouldn't live in the United States, even if you paid me a million dollars."
Silly rootard, chopsticks are for chinks!
Rootard by SuD0N1m July 14, 2011
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Rocktard 

The fourth child of Shay and Katilette Carl
Rocktard rocks!
Rocktard by micksss June 14, 2010

Rooftard 

A jackass who sits on roof tops or elevated places and snipe people when playing games such as call of duty.
Godamned camping rooftard! Im going to go up there and knife that ho!
Rooftard by Jacobe Hugo March 2, 2010
Quit defining your enemies on Urban Dictionary, you rootard, don't you know everybody can see your name on it? You're going to get excluded from school and sent to fuck brumbies in the Outback.
rootard by Maxhole July 14, 2011

Rocktard 

Musicians who see themselves and big rockstars, but are actual douches (Fall Out Boy).
Pete Wentz is such a rocktard!!
Rocktard by Adam Hobbs January 9, 2010

rootarded 

A word coined by the famous Adam Neeley when he was upset with his system administrator because poor capabilities of exercising his status of root.
user: man. my admin is rootarded.
rootarded by giraphe April 28, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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