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rooktard 

an especially stupid or inexperienced rookie.
used most commonly in the computer gaming world.
especially in online tournaments where newcomers are looked down upon for their inexperience or stupidity
"aw god they pwned us again! man why's that rooktard on our team?"
rooktard by thefrankenator September 7, 2007
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(wroo-tāřd) n. An angry australian man who spends his days and nights on a drug fueled rant in the mocospace news and politics forum. Common topics of interest include China, ameritards, Heath Ledger, pommy drongos, Kim Jong Il, one child law soup and communism. The Rootard's drug fueled obsession with American foreign policy often leads to him touting the virtues of Communist China. But even when faced with facts of China's horrible human rights violations, a rootard will invariably turn the subject to that of American foreign policies. When posed with the question of why he doesn't live in China, the rootard will inevitably fly into a tangent about how if he could live there he would in a second and often uses his standard adage "I wouldn't live in the United States, even if you paid me a million dollars."
Silly rootard, chopsticks are for chinks!
Rootard by SuD0N1m July 14, 2011
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Rocktard 

The fourth child of Shay and Katilette Carl
Rocktard rocks!
Rocktard by micksss June 14, 2010

Rooftard 

A jackass who sits on roof tops or elevated places and snipe people when playing games such as call of duty.
Godamned camping rooftard! Im going to go up there and knife that ho!
Rooftard by Jacobe Hugo March 2, 2010
Quit defining your enemies on Urban Dictionary, you rootard, don't you know everybody can see your name on it? You're going to get excluded from school and sent to fuck brumbies in the Outback.
rootard by Maxhole July 14, 2011

Rocktard 

Musicians who see themselves and big rockstars, but are actual douches (Fall Out Boy).
Pete Wentz is such a rocktard!!
Rocktard by Adam Hobbs January 9, 2010

rootarded 

A word coined by the famous Adam Neeley when he was upset with his system administrator because poor capabilities of exercising his status of root.
user: man. my admin is rootarded.
rootarded by giraphe April 28, 2004
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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