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Rock-Job 

Putting pop rocks in your mouth and giving a male a blow job.
"I went to the store and on the way I paid a hooker to give me a rock-job"
Rock-Job by Para_grini August 4, 2007
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Rock Job 

An exclamation, which, when used in conjunction with "get a" can often be used as a replacement to, "Fuck off!"
"Hey Zombie, get a rock job!"
Rock Job by My pseudonym is October 21, 2012

rock job 

Getting head while the girl has "Pop-Rocks" (TM) in her mouth.
I got a rock job from some chick today!
rock job by Jiphie August 15, 2003

Rock job 

Term used to describe someone being shutdown or shutup. Often the person has contradicted and or embarassed themselves and therefore proven the other person's point.
"You just said earlier that you prefer Coles to Aldi for nutritional value, yet now you say you like Coles better for the larger variety of chocolate candy bars based on taste preference... Rock job bro!" said Nathan to his younger, more attractive yet hairier brother Murphy.
Rock job by dnomeyar August 8, 2009
Rockjob is a common term used in the early 1990s both for High school students and even Primary school students in Australia where the person called a Rockjob is identified as an;

1) idiot,
2) got embarrassed,
3) or usually if in an argument have made an ass of themselves
1)
john: what the hell is algebra!?

2)
*john attends school wearing his pink sneakers*
everyone: OMFG! POOF

3)
john: WELL YOUR MUM!
everyone: at least our mum doesnt resemble a gorilla!
*everyone laughs at john*
rockjob by Casmira July 31, 2005
v. to give or receive manual stimulation, specifically while standing or laying on a rock or pebble driveway. Handjob on a pebble driveway.
We went out side the shore house so that broad could give me a rockjob.
rockjob by Pete Rowley September 14, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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