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Rockjob is a common term used in the early 1990s both for High school students and even Primary school students in Australia where the person called a Rockjob is identified as an;

1) idiot,
2) got embarrassed,
3) or usually if in an argument have made an ass of themselves
1)
john: what the hell is algebra!?

2)
*john attends school wearing his pink sneakers*
everyone: OMFG! POOF

3)
john: WELL YOUR MUM!
everyone: at least our mum doesnt resemble a gorilla!
*everyone laughs at john*
rockjob by Casmira July 31, 2005
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v. to give or receive manual stimulation, specifically while standing or laying on a rock or pebble driveway. Handjob on a pebble driveway.
We went out side the shore house so that broad could give me a rockjob.
rockjob by Pete Rowley September 14, 2008
I went to Will's house and got a killer rickjob, and now i have scars all over my penis.
rickjob by MalakaChi December 2, 2007
a word that i created by accident. Another way to say tittyfuck (having sex with the cleavage between a womans breasts)
That slut in the corner will give a rackjob for 5 bucks.
rackjob by Fluffy Marshmallow October 3, 2005
Every depressed mutt who sits around watching TV all day gets a rackjob. Otherwise known as I was too lazy to develop my muscles and got tit surgery.
"Of course she had a rackjob, EVERY bitch competes with eachother like its not even for the people supplying the cock"
Rackjob by unworldly April 2, 2020
An informal celebration of rock music taking place every year in the month of October. It may apply to any genre of rock and roll, however it is most often connected to the 'classic rock' genre. A typical Rocktober fan may be described as a beer-drinking, mulleted and/or older rock aficionado.
Q97, the local classic rock station, sponsored a Rocktober concert/celebration featuring various rock legends of the 1970's.
Rocktober by EDH November 17, 2005

Rock Job 

An exclamation, which, when used in conjunction with "get a" can often be used as a replacement to, "Fuck off!"
"Hey Zombie, get a rock job!"
Rock Job by My pseudonym is October 21, 2012
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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