Jay: Hey who ate my last Eggo?!

Jim: (pointing) That rastard over there.

Rastard: Hey you never said leggo my Eggo...

Jay: Well at least I have a father...

rastard by Rex Kwon Do Dojo November 1, 2008

Related Words

Roastard • rastard • riastard • Roadtard • RossTard • Rastarded • Roadtardation • Roastado • Rosstarded • Roast and toast

Roadtard

n. -one who does not have the mental capacity to properly and safely navigate a public road.

Some one who drives like a retard.

Someone suffering from Roadtardation

During summer, Cape Cod is beset upon by roadtards. Driving becomes an exercise in futility and stress.

Roadtard by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007

Rastard

A small, feeble, weak, uncool, not robust, runt of the pack rat.

Ah! You’ve done it now, Rastard!

Son of a Rastard!

I’m gonna shoot your Rastard, you Rastard!

Rastard by BigSkillet15 June 19, 2021

RossTard

A seemly normal person that is actually retarded. Usually seems normal until they start to talk, they you realize they are actually Rosstarded.

Often hard to tell apart from normal people, but if you hang around them long enough you can see there is something wrong with them.

That guy seemed so normal till he started responded to questions in all random movie quotes, none of it made sense. I think he is a RossTard.

RossTard by mrp123 July 6, 2009

Roadtardation

noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard

-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.

In many states, roadtardation rates are reaching epidemic proportions.

Roadtardation by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007

Roastado

Roastado is very similar to roasted. It is said in a joking way, but is not always a joke. The difference from roasted and roastado is that the roastado is not always a roast, it can also be just a statement that is negative towards the person being spoken to. Roastado could also be referring to the Roastado army, a group thats only goal is to make roastado a thing.

Random person: How the hell did you forget that entire section of your homework, Vaseline?
Vaseline: ...
Other random person: ROASTADO!

Roastado by hazyy! January 22, 2019

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026