Roidtard 

The quintessential PED drugged up mental-midget, muscle douche, gym-bro or broad / fitness influencer / crossfitter / MMA fan / Joe Rogan worshipper, who advocate the use of PEDs for aesthetics, under the guise of fitness, while deflecting focus to some casual factor such as eating keto, carnivore, raw diet, or “hard work” (also made possible by PEDs) The roidtard typically gives fitness and health advice, based exclusively off of their appearance, (which would not be possible without drugs) while having no scientific or educational credibility except “bro-science”. They mourn the other roidtards’ premature drug-related or lifestyle deaths, citing how “jacked”, “fire” or inspirational the now maggot-food buffet roidtard was while alive, and using massive amounts of drugs to gain attention and false accolade, which inspres others to do the same.

Fitness influencer "Joesthetics" Lindner died of an aneurysm at 30 because he was a roidtard like Rich Piana, and every other social media muscle douche.

The culture of roidtards is self -fulfilling cycle of self-destruction.

Roidtard by Kirkury September 12, 2023

Roadtard 

n. -one who does not have the mental capacity to properly and safely navigate a public road.

Some one who drives like a retard.

Someone suffering from Roadtardation

During summer, Cape Cod is beset upon by roadtards. Driving becomes an exercise in futility and stress.

Roadtard by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007

Reidtard 

1) Any person who attempts a long distance sailing venture who either can not sail or attempts the long distance voyage on an unseaworthy POS(piece of shit). When Reidtards leave the dock, they usually step right into the Green Room at the Darwin Awards.

2) One who makes a blatantly stupid move whilst sailing and/or racing a sailboat.

That guy who built a boat with crap he bought at Home Depot and expects to sail it around the world is a real Reidtard.

The right side of the course was so favored, anyone who went left is Reidtarded.

Reidtard by Regatta Dog February 17, 2008

Roadtardation

noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard

-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.

In many states, roadtardation rates are reaching epidemic proportions.

Roadtardation by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007

ReidTarded 

Not to be mistaken with retarded, this is a completely normal person who acts like and performs an act that is like that of a person who is 100 IQ points below them.

What did Barry just write? It was like he was ReidTarded.

or

Wow! that is a ReidTarded tatoo.

ReidTarded by Tech Taller November 13, 2011

Reidtarded 

1. Someone who is acting similar to Reid.

2. Some who acts ridiculously, or shows mental deficency at times of excitment.

3. Someone who is inept

Jamie is being extremely hyper and giggly today so Denise says "Quit being reidtarded Jamie I don't wanna hear it!"

Reidtarded by ElliotR January 26, 2009

reidtard 

An individual with the first name Reid who is also considered a retard for his moronic actions and excessive drinking and drug abuse

Do you remember what you did last night? You were a complete Reidtard!

reidtard by AKA Hotmeat August 27, 2008