Roadkrill

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The bugs caught in your teeth while riding a bicycle.

Looks like you've been out riding, you've got a mouth full of roadkrill

Roadkrill by tumeric June 2, 2010

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Blow roadkill

Some people are so disgusting, that you suspect that they would sexually abuse dead animals.

He was so low down he would blow roadkill!

Blow roadkill by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

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roadkill t-shirts

Same as noisebot and other tshirt companies. Complete bs.

Those roadkill t-shirts look like shit.

roadkill t-shirts by herp-derpington July 17, 2011

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stroking the roadkill

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

stroking the roadkill by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

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Roadkill Pussy

A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.

"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"

"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"

Roadkill Pussy by GoHome&GetYour FuckingShinebox January 11, 2010

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recession roadkill

one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.

I get to sit on my couch all day and surf the net because I'm recession roadkill.

recession roadkill by queenmindi January 15, 2009

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roadkill cafe

Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.

Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.

roadkill cafe by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010