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Professional Ro Sham Bo 

Same concept as Standard Ro Sham Bo, only with anti-fraud laws/rules set in place.
1.) Both opponents must wear speedos, neither opponent is allowed to perform the actual kicks.
2.) A referee is called out who then in turn nominates kickers or one kicker. Those Kicker/Kickers must be of equal bias towards the opponents.
3.) No shoes allowed on kickers
4.) No girlie kicks
5.) What happens in Ro Sham Bo, stays in Ro Sham Bo
"Alex and I were persuaded into Ro Sham Bo last night. The spoils were $50.00."
"Did you play?"
"Yeah but I called out for Professional Ro Sham Bo. In any case I lost! I did take 27 kicks before I finally went down though."
Professional Ro Sham Bo by Shane13 December 18, 2007

Third Party ro Sham Bo 

Newest form a Ro Sham Bo created for the fairness of contest. This form uses a third person to play "kicker". The kicker is used to equalize the strength of the kicks, enabling a sense of fairness to degrees of pain endured.
The Kickers kicks are equal in caliber of force as opposed to standard RSB which puts the man with stronger legs in favor, as well as leaves kicking force unregulated.
The third party kicker must be unbiased towards the two opponents or hate them both equally.
Third party Ro Sham Bo is often initiated when playing for money or other spoils in which the match must be fair.
Saturday night was insane! We all got drunk and later on Tim and Pete had some kind of dispute.The crowd then called out for RO SHAM BO! The two opponents agreed, but only if it was "Third Party Ro Sham Bo", and everyone threw down $5 to watch.
John, acting as Ref, nominated Christina to be Kicker. Christina kicked both opponents with equal strength repeatedly in the crotch, for what seemed like hours...Eventually Tim whimpered in defeat, and Pete received the winnings. The winnings was a hand job from Christina, who of course, received all of the spectator cash.

G.R.O.S.S.

G.R.O.S.S. is an anti-girl club, as popularized by Calvin & Hobbes. The name is an acronym that stands for Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS

Based in a treehouse (with occasional emergency meetings inside a cardboard box), the main objective of G.R.O.S.S. club is to annoy, bother, and harass girls. Calvin and Hobbes are its only members, and they sometimes plan missions to do so.

Look for local chapters of G.R.O.S.S. now forming in a neighbourhood near you.
o Calvin: "I've got it! We'll call our club G.R.O.S.S. - Get Rid Of Slimy Girls! That way, Susie Derkins can't join!"

o Hobbes: "Is she slimy?"

o Calvin: "All girls are slimy. Now the first order of business is to elect officiers."

o Hobbes: "I get to be president! I get to be president!"

o Calvin: "Oh, no you don't! This whole club was my idea, so I get to be president."

o Hobbes: "Ok, then I get to be king and tyrant."

o Calvin: "Hey, no! That's what I want to be! You can be president!"
G.R.O.S.S. by malarky2020 October 5, 2009

Ro Shambo 

A method of settling disbutes between two parties.
The challenging party has a free kick square on the defending parties balls.
The act is then repeated for the other party until one party falls over. The remaining party standing is the victor.
I'll Ro Shambo you for it.
Ro Shambo by L. Suke May 18, 2005

ro sham box 

A game to: A) Test threshold of pain or B)played in order to solve a dispute. The game is played by using to female opponents. The opponents then kick each other in the vagina in spaced intervals. Or in "Professional Ro Sham Box" a kicker or kickers are nominated to perform the succession of kicks so as to present the kicks within the same degree of leg/kick strength.
Whichever contestant is still standing is the undisputed winner.
Jenny and Marsha were squabbling over who was going to get the "Free pedicure" coupon. Jenny then challenged Marsha to Ro Sham Box. Marsha, with a look of competitive ferocity, agreed.
Marsha's brother Tim stood in as ref and gave Jenny the signal.
Jenny's foot slammed upward into Marsha's crotch with the force of an NFL field goal kicker! Marsha flinched but held out, recovered and then stood tall. She then followed suite and kicked out into Jenny's va jay jay with such a mighty momentum that it caused Jenny to double over, squealing like a little sissy.
Because Jen never got up, Marsha was awarded title of champion!
ro sham box by fifi8215 May 14, 2008

Ro-Scale 

A very toxic roblox community, full of leakers, people who cant enjoy things and 95% of people in said community don't have common sense, and the other 5% are developers/game owners who have mental stress and good players what have more than 1IQ.
im a developer for a ro-scale game lol
Ro-Scale by Shirod June 6, 2021