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Riverdick 

The term for a small penis/crotch. The term originate's from a male leaving the sea in his Y-front's and having a small crotch. The term can be used to describe someone whou you feel has a small penis but act's as if he has a large one. The "river" part of the word can be transferred to other word's for the same small effect.
Sunbather 1 - "Hey look at that guy, he's wearing tighty whitey's that are obviously a size too small."
Sunbather 2 - "I know, it would be more bearable but he as such a riverdick."

Person 1 - "Look at that guy acting like he's all that."
Person 2 - "I know, i bet he's got a right riverdick!"

Person 1 - "These shoe's don't fit."

Person 2 - "Are they rivershoe's?"
Riverdick by Jiggamannn September 27, 2009
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Riverpickle 

Hey man...watch out for that riverpickle!
Riverpickle by JoyHill October 23, 2008

Riverthick

The thickest part of a river, stream, or creek in a particular town or county
We went fishing out by the riverthick
Riverthick by Riverthick August 15, 2019

Riverbiking

The act of riding a bicycle or motorcycle into a river by way of a ramp or pier.
Kevin, John, and Devin went riverbiking at the Pee Dee.
Riverbiking by K-Will May 15, 2005

Diverdickulitis 

When you were raped in prison and you can’t digest anything properly. Your asshole is so worn that you wear a diaper.
I was prison raped now I have Diverdickulitis
Diverdickulitis by Chilon February 6, 2020

Diverdickulitis 

One's inability to achieve an erection after a full day of scuba diving.
Oh baby, I would love to give you a good rogering, but after our amazing day out on the reef, I'm afraid I'm suffering from a bad case of diverdickulitis.
Diverdickulitis by Beggarthief November 24, 2019

River Dick 

It's when you go into freazing water and you dick shrivels up...
John and I went to the river and it was so cold i got river dick...
River Dick by Sara April 5, 2005
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