Diverdickulitis 

When you were raped in prison and you can’t digest anything properly. Your asshole is so worn that you wear a diaper.

I was prison raped now I have Diverdickulitis

Diverdickulitis by Chilon February 6, 2020

Diverdickulitis 

One's inability to achieve an erection after a full day of scuba diving.

Oh baby, I would love to give you a good rogering, but after our amazing day out on the reef, I'm afraid I'm suffering from a bad case of diverdickulitis.

Diverdickulitis by Beggarthief November 24, 2019

diverticulitis 

An infalamtion of the lining of the intestines.

Fidel Castro eats so much shit that he gave himself diverticulitis.

diverticulitis by shoee January 18, 2007

Severe Diverticulitis 

Commonly caused by hard anal fucking.

Hey, quit taking hard ass poundings or you will for sure get Severe Diverticulitis.

Severe Diverticulitis by Wetsandwxch August 28, 2019

Diverticulitis Christmas 

When your colon is soooo full from all the holiday food and drinking that your colonic pockets fill up and get infected so bad that you have to go to the hospital

Diverticulitis Christmas: As in “damn that turkey, gravy, stuffing, cheese puffs, red wine, cranberry sauce, trifle, and Christmas cookies were so good that I plugged myself up and got diverticulitis.”

Diverticulitis Christmas by SantaTurkey December 23, 2023