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Rippled
Being Rippled is the act of waking up, after a long night of partying, and finding a homosexual with his mouth embraced your penis.
"Last night I woke up to find I was being rippled, so i broke the homos jaw."
"My friend and I decided one night to split a bottle of Dubra, when I awoke the next morning with a massive hangover I saw my friend giving me a blowjob."
"My friend and I decided one night to split a bottle of Dubra, when I awoke the next morning with a massive hangover I saw my friend giving me a blowjob."
Rippled by DonkeyPunch10 December 8, 2009
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Rippled nipple bitch
Rippled nipple bitch by Pu$$yfart July 25, 2021
battle my rippled
battle my rippled by Karl Hungas May 26, 2003
Who rippled your water?
A modern variation of "who rattled your cage" or "who ruffled your feathers." It is used to ask someone why they are suddenly annoyed, agitated, or upset, specifically when someone or something has disrupted their inner peace or calm, glassy vibe.
Sarah walked into the office slamming her notebook onto the desk and sighing loudly.
Mark: "Whoa, who rippled your water?"
Sarah: "Management just changed the entire project deadline."
Mark: "Whoa, who rippled your water?"
Sarah: "Management just changed the entire project deadline."
Who rippled your water? by Dee Raphael September 20, 2026
Ripped him a second asshole
This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
Ripped him a second asshole by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.