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Rippled
Being Rippled is the act of waking up, after a long night of partying, and finding a homosexual with his mouth embraced your penis.
"Last night I woke up to find I was being rippled, so i broke the homos jaw."
"My friend and I decided one night to split a bottle of Dubra, when I awoke the next morning with a massive hangover I saw my friend giving me a blowjob."
"My friend and I decided one night to split a bottle of Dubra, when I awoke the next morning with a massive hangover I saw my friend giving me a blowjob."
Rippled by DonkeyPunch10 December 8, 2009
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Rippled nipple bitch
Rippled nipple bitch by Pu$$yfart July 25, 2021
battle my rippled
battle my rippled by Karl Hungas May 26, 2003
Who rippled your water?
A modern variation of "who rattled your cage" or "who ruffled your feathers." It is used to ask someone why they are suddenly annoyed, agitated, or upset, specifically when someone or something has disrupted their inner peace or calm, glassy vibe.
Sarah walked into the office slamming her notebook onto the desk and sighing loudly.
Mark: "Whoa, who rippled your water?"
Sarah: "Management just changed the entire project deadline."
Mark: "Whoa, who rippled your water?"
Sarah: "Management just changed the entire project deadline."
Who rippled your water? by Dee Raphael September 20, 2026
Ripped him a second asshole
This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
Ripped him a second asshole by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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