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riporoni 

Riporoni: A stage of ones existence where they encounter a deathly experience substantially worse then the usual Rip.
Dude I just broke my collarbone, riporoni...
riporoni by Riporoni123 December 7, 2016
"My girlfriend just uninstalled League of Legends on my PC" response: "RIPAROO"
riparoo by dustin_the_wind June 1, 2016

riperoni 

When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.
Person 1:"That guy Mario lost his ID card"
Person 2:"Thats total riperoni"
riperoni by Docter N October 14, 2017

Ripaloni 

If one is referred to others as "the ripaloni," or some variation thereof, then they are cool or awesome.
Joe Smoe: Dude, you're the ripaloni!
Dan: Why thanketh thee
Joe: You are welcome
Ripaloni by I Am The Walrus! January 8, 2008

riperoni 

Rip (Rest in Peace), but 1,000 times worse.

-if you get shot in the head it’s a rip moment

-if you get slowly drowned in gasoline, then revived, then hung on a cross, burnt alive, shot ten times in the head, 5 shots to the heart, then raped by a bull and made into soup for africans in serious situations that are not to be joked about it is then what is commonly called a Riperoni moment
Correct use:
Bob Ewell - “Riperoni, Tom Robinson.”
Atticus Finch - “Oh darn!”
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Incorrect use:
Atticus Finch - “Rip, Tom Robinson”

Scout Finch - “oh darn!”
riperoni by xxdatpu55ysl4yer123xx October 18, 2017

ripperooni 

When someone farts with an extreme amount of force.
Also when a person ejaculated an insane distance, generally 10 feet or over.
"Holy FUCK Michael, that was one huge ripperooni" shouted Ben.
ripperooni by SpankDaddyBCoop April 2, 2016