ripperooni 

When someone farts with an extreme amount of force.
Also when a person ejaculated an insane distance, generally 10 feet or over.

"Holy FUCK Michael, that was one huge ripperooni" shouted Ben.

ripperooni by SpankDaddyBCoop April 2, 2016

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.

Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

ripperoni pepperoni by MetroplexPrime96 July 14, 2018

Ripperoni

Ripperoni is normally used as a short form of Rest in pepperoni, and is used as a response to failure, normally a video game death.

Logan: Crap I keep missing this one jump!
Kenny: Ha ripperoni.

Ripperoni by bobned2 May 6, 2018

riperoni 

When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.

Person 1:"That guy Mario lost his ID card"
Person 2:"Thats total riperoni"

riperoni by Docter N October 14, 2017

Ripperoni Pizza 

A phrase used only during the most tragic events in history of mankind.

Mark : “Wow I can’t believe the twin towers just collapsed”

Fred : “I know right ripperoni pizza”

Ripperoni Pizza by Rarezas November 12, 2018

riperoni 

Rip (Rest in Peace), but 1,000 times worse.

-if you get shot in the head it’s a rip moment

-if you get slowly drowned in gasoline, then revived, then hung on a cross, burnt alive, shot ten times in the head, 5 shots to the heart, then raped by a bull and made into soup for africans in serious situations that are not to be joked about it is then what is commonly called a Riperoni moment

Correct use:
Bob Ewell - “Riperoni, Tom Robinson.”
Atticus Finch - “Oh darn!”
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Incorrect use:
Atticus Finch - “Rip, Tom Robinson”

Scout Finch - “oh darn!”

riperoni by xxdatpu55ysl4yer123xx October 18, 2017