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Rio Mesa is a place of all different types of people. Located out in the boonies, a drive out to a Friday night football game can be a little spooky. Watch out for cholos as the place is crawling with them. Jocks, nerds, black people, sluts, partiers, gamers, you name it. Rio is not like other high schools though. It has more of a family atmosphere than most, and it seems as though everyone knows each other. As most of the student body population are Mexican burnouts who hangout in the halls, the white kids from this side of Camarillo have to stick together. One other thing to watch out for are the seagulls. Also, beware of loud whistling sounds, as these are just noise makers used to scare the birds away from the many surrounding strawberry fields around the perimeter of campus, not gunshots (as some Cam High fags might tell you they are). Overall Rio Mesa is a pretty spirited place. The student section, recently referred to as "The Legion", love to chant the names of the team's best and most popular players and these Spirited Spartans always make football games and basketball games a great time. Rio's most talented sports program other than the football team (not of recent years, but prior to the 2013 football season), is probably the track team, which is known state-wide for being fast as hell. Rio Mesa isn't all that bad and does have some good things to offer the world; other than Marijuana, criminals and Strawberries.
Rio Mesa by T-Raww7 March 2, 2014

Rio Mesa Librarians 

Two librarians that constantly monitor your computer activity. Making sure the person on the computer has no fun at all. (vultures)

Rio Mesa Librarians 

2 librarians that use altris to watch all you while you look up porn on the comps but shut you down while you play counter strike
those Rio Mesa Librarians shut me down but hes looking atporn

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026