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Rio Mesa is a place of all different types of people. Located out in the boonies, a drive out to a Friday night football game can be a little spooky. Watch out for cholos as the place is crawling with them. Jocks, nerds, black people, sluts, partiers, gamers, you name it. Rio is not like other high schools though. It has more of a family atmosphere than most, and it seems as though everyone knows each other. As most of the student body population are Mexican burnouts who hangout in the halls, the white kids from this side of Camarillo have to stick together. One other thing to watch out for are the seagulls. Also, beware of loud whistling sounds, as these are just noise makers used to scare the birds away from the many surrounding strawberry fields around the perimeter of campus, not gunshots (as some Cam High fags might tell you they are). Overall Rio Mesa is a pretty spirited place. The student section, recently referred to as "The Legion", love to chant the names of the team's best and most popular players and these Spirited Spartans always make football games and basketball games a great time. Rio's most talented sports program other than the football team (not of recent years, but prior to the 2013 football season), is probably the track team, which is known state-wide for being fast as hell. Rio Mesa isn't all that bad and does have some good things to offer the world; other than Marijuana, criminals and Strawberries.
Rio Mesa by T-Raww7 March 2, 2014

Rio Mesa Librarians 

Two librarians that constantly monitor your computer activity. Making sure the person on the computer has no fun at all. (vultures)

Rio Mesa Librarians 

2 librarians that use altris to watch all you while you look up porn on the comps but shut you down while you play counter strike
those Rio Mesa Librarians shut me down but hes looking atporn

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008