Ringmer

the crappiest secondary school ever, you are subject to hard work, massachism, homosexuality and the risk of being raped with a heroin needle

god, that place is such a fucking Ringmer

by 666_nymph June 23, 2009

Ringmer

Small place located on the outskirts of Lewes. Commonly referred to as “Inbred City” due to the fact that young boys marry their younger sisters!

“Yo bro do u wanna go to ringmer”

“No way man, ben “inbred” smith, will rape me”

by autistic anne November 24, 2018

toilet ringer

When a basketball shot hits the rim then rolls around (360-deg) one or more times. It can rim in or rim out. One of the ugliest shots in basketball.

Chick Hearn is credited with it:

http://www.abbaroo.com/lakers/chick.html

Shaq just shot another toilet ringer.

by Diego Mendez February 17, 2009

dead ringer

1)When someone looks very similar to someone else; a lookalike.

2)dead ringer(s); A a show on BCC 2(or is it 1?) were impersonators do impressions of celebrities.

"Wow, that guy's a dead ringer for Elvis Presley, I thought he was back from the dead!"

by Na May 8, 2004

ringer

Any type of contestant in a game who is entered in order to cheat. For example, a professional bowler who plays in an amateur bowling match.

You lost because you were up against a ringer.

by sevenhn December 30, 2005

rim ringer

A fart that is so forceful it stings your asshole upon release; typically caused from your butt cheeks being pressed together very tightly.

I was laying in bed and gave myself the worst rim ringer. I was in tears.

by Ellen D. November 20, 2022

Cum-drum ringer

The act of ejaculating semen into ones ear, then open hand slapping their ear. If done correctly the cum should penetrate the recipients ear drum, and cause permanent ringing in the their ear.

My fifth grade teacher gave me an F on my science report. So I gave her the old cum-drum ringer.

by Kirbizzal May 20, 2016