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What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.
Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!
by Demised April 15, 2011
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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