rind

a funky, scaly outer coating usually found on old, unwashed and cheap underpants.

"Honey, make sure you wash the Rind off these. I haven't used them since I played on the High school basketball team"

by dbswir November 21, 2014

rind toss

The act of throwing or 'humming around' a fruit, preferably an orange, grapefruit, or tangerine with your friends, comrades, or fraternity brothers. When the rind toss is commenced, the citrus fruit will be firm but toward the end it will feel like a soft, juicy titty. The rind toss is over when the fruit explodes in someone's face. Can be performed inside or out doors.

Will: anyone keen for a good ol' rind toss after dinner?

Justin: Sure! let's hum it around later.

Ben: I hope I don't get exploded in the face again!

by Melonk December 12, 2010

rind a ding ding

"Ring a ding ding" for people who can't spell at all. Developed by the Rind Corporation.

I rand that bell and it went "rind a ding ding".

by rindcorp July 13, 2006

rind a ding ding

the sound of A bell
or guys say it when a fit lass walks past

a ring a f=ding ding (dur!)

by lilly June 12, 2004

The Rind of Zayo Da Dong

A piece of history documented in Brett Keane's magnum opera Eternal Undying Love. It refers to a time when an evil atheist dictator named "Zayo Da Dong" killed a bunch of fellow atheists during his "rind" in China.

Brett Keane: What happens if they decide they don't like another atheist out there? Well. History seems to show us, all the way back to the day of Joseph Stalin, atheist dictator killed six million people, how many of those people do you think were other atheists, huh? How many atheists do you think got killed during the RIND OF ZAYO DA DONG? What a fucked up name that guy's got, right?

by Lynch/Fellini July 24, 2021

Cheese Rind

Cheese Rind, simply put, is the outside layer of dirt and grimy filth that forms on a homeless person's body, hair and neither regions throughout the day Most Cheese Rind is accompanied by a ripe, pungent odiferous smell.

Lisa: Let's go sit at the park during lunch today.

Sandy: No thanks. It's full of bums. Last time I was there I gave a dollar to a bum and he hugged me. I smelled of Cheese Rind the rest of the day. couldn't get that smell off.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

grind the rind

When two chicks get off grinding their vag's together.

"Yeah! So the other night I was was with these two chicks and I totally had them grind the rind while I was getting a blumpkin!"

by The Phantom Dookie January 31, 2008