2 definitions by dbswir

a funky, scaly outer coating usually found on old, unwashed and cheap underpants.

"Honey, make sure you wash the Rind off these. I haven't used them since I played on the High school basketball team"

by dbswir November 21, 2014

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

by dbswir December 03, 2015

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