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Sexual practise in which the female swallows a piece of bacon rind which is threaded onto a piece of string so that at the point of ejaculation for the man, he can pull the rind out of her throat causing her to gag and her abdominal muscles to constrict, squeezing his penis mmmmmlovely mmmm lovely.
markus hoft loves to rind the ladies
Rinding by Farmer Fife August 30, 2004
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The action of inserting watermelon rinds into your own or somebody else's rectum.
"I had to divorce my wife because she was obsessed with rinding, and it really hurt my cheeks."
rinding by Brainrot Master April 28, 2024
The action of inserting a watermelon rind into somebody's anus.
"Rinding is heavily damaging towards your cheeks!"
rinding by Brainrot Master April 28, 2024

Guy-rinding

When two males proceed to dance together within one foot apart in a desperate attempt to attract females around them.
Joe and John were getting shut down by girls all night because they were so drunk and Guy-rinding all over each other to every song.
Guy-rinding by IPADeux January 14, 2008

Ringing the devil’s doorbell 

The female equivalent to pocket pool or playing with ones self through a pocket
Why does Madison always keep her hand in her pocket like that?

Oh you know her she’s just ringing the devil’s doorbell

Riding the Wake 

To immediately follow an ambulance or another emergency vehicle while cars are pulled over to let it pass
I made it to work in record time riding the wake of an ambulance
Riding the Wake by Tapirokapi December 10, 2013

Riding the Pine

In team sports, players not actively participating in the game sit on the sidelines or "ride the pine" until the coach puts them in the game.
Even though he was drafted in the first round, he'll probably be riding the pine for a few games before they start him.
Riding the Pine by talk2me-JCH2 June 23, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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