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Riley's Law 

Riley’s Law is an internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, "Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again."

This is in reference to a number of high-profile public figures who have entered into a downward spiral of accepting far-right conspiracy theories after publicly engaging in transphobia, such as Rita Panahi, Tulsi Gabbard, and Graham Lineham.
The entire world waits on the wings for Riley's Law to take its place on Ana Kasparian.
Riley's Law by EvysTruth March 27, 2023
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Ripley's Law 

The longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.
Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!
Ripley's Law by Identity4 June 3, 2010

Raley's Law 

The Law of the Universe that states: Every hot girl you know/meet already has a boyfriend that is nowhere near as cool as you.
Man 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick over there, I think I might go try my luck."
Man 2: "Don't bother dude, remember Raley's Law."
(Man 1 tries his luck, gets denied)
Man 1: "Dude! She had a boyfriend, and he was a total tool!"
Man 2: "I tried to tell you, Raley's Law never fails!"
Raley's Law by HammaTyme July 30, 2010

Rileys Law 

Rileys Law - Only gay if socks are off
jimmy: so i fucked this guy last night

mark: wtf your such a faggot

jimmy: nah rileys law i had my socks on

mark: oh ok cool
Rileys Law by Popstar Riley April 22, 2017