Riley's Law

Riley’s Law is an internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, "Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again."

This is in reference to a number of high-profile public figures who have entered into a downward spiral of accepting far-right conspiracy theories after publicly engaging in transphobia, such as Rita Panahi, Tulsi Gabbard, and Graham Lineham.

The entire world waits on the wings for Riley's Law to take its place on Ana Kasparian.

Riley's Law by EvysTruth March 27, 2023

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Ripley's Law

The longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.

Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!

Ripley's Law by Identity4 June 3, 2010

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Raley's Law

The Law of the Universe that states: Every hot girl you know/meet already has a boyfriend that is nowhere near as cool as you.

Man 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick over there, I think I might go try my luck."
Man 2: "Don't bother dude, remember Raley's Law."
(Man 1 tries his luck, gets denied)
Man 1: "Dude! She had a boyfriend, and he was a total tool!"
Man 2: "I tried to tell you, Raley's Law never fails!"

Raley's Law by HammaTyme July 30, 2010

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Rileys Law

Rileys Law - Only gay if socks are off

jimmy: so i fucked this guy last night

mark: wtf your such a faggot

jimmy: nah rileys law i had my socks on

mark: oh ok cool

Rileys Law by Popstar Riley April 22, 2017

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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