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riding the pine

in sports, when someone is not playing they sit on the bench or if they have been playing badly they get benched.
michael is riding the pine today, hes not good enough to start.
riding the pine by junkieman January 23, 2009

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.
Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

Ridin' The Pine 

the player who never plays and sits the bench the whole game, usually the team duster.
Hey have fun Ridin' The Pine all game you duster.
Ridin' The Pine by tdhockey October 18, 2010

riding the pineapple 

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.
Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.
riding the pineapple by dghost September 7, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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