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Ridgefield High School 

Placed conveniently in the most boring town in Connecticut, this public high school is the breeding ground for rich douche canoes in salmon-colored shorts. Everyone drives a Jeep Wrangler with elevated tires to compensate for their tiny schlongs. I hope you like racism, because it's everywhere. The only plus is you can find a good spot to smoke weed in the bathroom.
"I go to Ridgefield High School."
"Wow, so you probably applied to Elon?"
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Ridgefield park high school 

If you go here than make the school what it used to be.4x football state championship and multiple basketball ones too. People used to take pride in RP until some crackhead started fucking everything up. Shit if I had to deal with some of these 1 brain cell motherfuckers id quit. The problem you see is not the school but the students who make the school. It's a mix of snobby, spoiled, stupid, smart, and retarded people but like for real we need to check some of these niggas iq. Lastly its a school where solid athletes bitch out and leave there childhood friends to ride bench at others. If you a under grade and tryna have a future encourage yo dumb ads friends to stay and rebuild this shit. MAKE RP GREAT AGAIN!!!!! DEAD ASS!!!!!
"Yo you went to Ridgefield Park high school"
"Hell yeah yo its solid "

"Yo you good at sports you should join the team"
"Naw I'm transferring to this other school it got ipads"

Ridgefield Park High School 

If you go to Ridgefield Park high school you will come across a bunch of faggots who think they are tough even though.90% of the school are a bunch of crack heads who will never make it in life because they are either dumber than a rock or just garbage at sports.Talking about sports Ridgefield Park has the worst athletic program in high school history.Their football is just a pile of dirt with 200 pot holes.The girls in this school are all thots and act all Hollywood when they have 400 followers on Instagram.Theres mostly Hispanics in this trash school.If you come across a white kid he probably threatened to shoot up the school once.The 7th and 8th graders in that school all get bitched and don’t realize of how bad of a school there going into.If u spend a week at RPHS you will probably find a couple rats and cockroaches roaming around for their disgusting food.The school doesn’t even have white paper because their dumbass staff lost all their money and now there 2 million dollars in dept.
I’d rather go to hell than bum Ridgefield Park High School.

I think a team full of 5th graders can beat Ridgefield Park High School in any sport.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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