Ribulet 

A soggy rat with a singular brain cell that can do heart surgery

"Ribulet stole my heart, quite literally"- Five Pebbles

Ribulet by No Significant Harassmant February 14, 2025

riblet 

A fat, compulsively lying asshole that takes xanax bars all day long, making him crave McRibs from McDonalds. He is also known for starting fights over dumb shit, like a game of cards. and is also known as a huge cockblock because of his dumbassness. You may be dealing with a "riblet" when they do the following:

Take mass amounts of pills daily and has brain damage as a result.
Asks you to pick him up for a ride and lies about gas money.
Lies PERIOD.
dumb fuck
Takes nuts and penis to face when passed out from drugs.
Runs around naked in the middle of the night and pisses the bed.
Causes earthquakes when he makes bowel movements.
Two-time texts because his fingers are so fat the fat jiggles from his finger and hits the send button twice.
A dumbass thief that steals dumb shit, such as your electric razor with all your germs on it.

"Did Riblet try and call you today? He is a fat ass pussy blockin bitch!"

riblet by Young Reezy January 4, 2008

Riblet 

A young African-American or black female.

Reporter #1: We are here at police headquarters where demonstrators are visibly upset at the verdict in a case that has pitted the city along racial lines.

Reporter #2: Yes indeed, xxx xxx was not only fount not guilty but today he also enraged members of the African-American community by referrring to his accusers, three teenage African-American girls, as "that bunch of riblets."

Riblet by drunkdong November 21, 2006

Riblet 

cuttest baby youve ever seen, who's father's nickname is porkchop.

Look at Riblet, his daddy is porkchop.

Riblet by bigdaddychopsgirlniki January 19, 2009

riblet hunter 

A fat girl who knows that she must give alot of head to keep a man or get one for that matter. excessive condiments are nessecary: example... Bbq sauce, ranch, honey mustard, applied with a brush.

Check out that riblet hunter walking down the street. Wonder what shes looking for?

riblet hunter by tuna biter November 17, 2009

penile rivulet 

1. a whiny man tantruming over something petty

2. a man that doesn't act his age, especially in social situations with the opposite sex

3. a man that is incapable of performing the most menial tasks

Husband: You didn't starch my socks!

Wife: Stop being such a penile rivulet and do your own goddamn laundry from now on!

OR

"Maybe if you weren't acting like such a penile rivulet, you could have banged that chick."

OR

Office Worker: How do I turn on the copy machine?

Co-Worker: What are you? A penile rivulet?

penile rivulet by Vwortboy July 1, 2009

Rivulet 

a hot sexy slippery slugcat (probably) on cocaine from rainworld. in other words, SMASH

dude did you just beat yourself to beating Rivulet's campaign?

Rivulet by someone who ISN'T u/ant_god123 February 9, 2025