riblet 

A fat, compulsively lying asshole that takes xanax bars all day long, making him crave McRibs from McDonalds. He is also known for starting fights over dumb shit, like a game of cards. and is also known as a huge cockblock because of his dumbassness. You may be dealing with a "riblet" when they do the following:

Take mass amounts of pills daily and has brain damage as a result.
Asks you to pick him up for a ride and lies about gas money.
Lies PERIOD.
dumb fuck
Takes nuts and penis to face when passed out from drugs.
Runs around naked in the middle of the night and pisses the bed.
Causes earthquakes when he makes bowel movements.
Two-time texts because his fingers are so fat the fat jiggles from his finger and hits the send button twice.
A dumbass thief that steals dumb shit, such as your electric razor with all your germs on it.

"Did Riblet try and call you today? He is a fat ass pussy blockin bitch!"

riblet by Young Reezy January 4, 2008

Riblet 

A young African-American or black female.

Reporter #1: We are here at police headquarters where demonstrators are visibly upset at the verdict in a case that has pitted the city along racial lines.

Reporter #2: Yes indeed, xxx xxx was not only fount not guilty but today he also enraged members of the African-American community by referrring to his accusers, three teenage African-American girls, as "that bunch of riblets."

Riblet by drunkdong November 21, 2006

Riblet 

cuttest baby youve ever seen, who's father's nickname is porkchop.

Look at Riblet, his daddy is porkchop.

Riblet by bigdaddychopsgirlniki January 19, 2009

riblet hunter 

A fat girl who knows that she must give alot of head to keep a man or get one for that matter. excessive condiments are nessecary: example... Bbq sauce, ranch, honey mustard, applied with a brush.

Check out that riblet hunter walking down the street. Wonder what shes looking for?

riblet hunter by tuna biter November 17, 2009

Jimmy Rizlet 

Cigarette and or any form of smoke.

Person 1 - Dude, I'm dying for a smoke!

Person 2 - Bitch please, I had my Jimmy Rizlet last coffee break...

Jimmy Rizlet by Maximiliaan June 29, 2011

Riglet 

A car with the features of a rig (usually a pickup bed and rollbars), but much smaller.

You can't do a job that was intended for a Silverado with a riglet!

Riglet by gershtown April 29, 2009

ribget 

Specifically, someone with a baby's emotional maturity, the stature of a midget, who is raging uncontrollably. The result is usually both disturbing and hilarious.

Kate: Hey, check out that football player on the field. He keeps aggressively snuggling after the whistle's blown.

Mary: Oh my gosh, why is he raging?! He makes me frightened by his tiny ferocity.

Kate: Oh, it's no big deal. He's just clearly your typical ribget.

ribget by Kita Senorita December 6, 2011