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Rhisto is the fastest man alive. He can travel at a speed of 200km/hour. He has a muscled body, but no brains. Rhisto has one weakness, his nose. If you want to one-shot rhisto, just hit him directly on his nose. He gets his power from his hair. Rhisto eats 2 breads a day.
Stop eating all my food, you're such a Rhisto.
Rhisto by J.P. and Kat. D. 4 ever September 19, 2017
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Rhitoja is the prettiest girl you will ever see. She uses the word "bruh" a lot
The first appearance she might hate you but if you make a friendship with her she will love you!
When she goes out in public she the center of attention (in a good way) every guy is looking at her. did I mention Rhitoja the SMARTEST girl in the world? WELL, SHE IS! she also a baddie.
OMG did you see Rhitoja's outfit? IT WAS AMAZINGGGG.
rhitoja by abiufbhdlfsd;ffsdf January 7, 2021
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A Finnish name. Comes from the english name Christopher.
Risto is an awesome guy.
Risto by 'Ello Sailor! February 23, 2009
A sweet, amazing type of person. Often seen drinking beers but don't be fooled, he is actually a high class citizen.
Found wearring knee length shorts, usually darker colored and an Elwood branded tee.
His hair is always carefully groomed and prided in greatly.
Anyone who has this species of male as their boyfriend must be very lucky.
Person 1: Hey, how's your new boyfriend going?

Person 2: Just great! He's a real nice boy. Definately a Risto.

Person 1: Lucky you....etc.
Risto by moustashe January 5, 2011
Being the diamond in the rough...being a bad ass mother fucker..period
He is a Riston.
Riston by Boomboomchuck November 21, 2015

Long Riston

A small shitty village in East Riding with absolutely nothing to do in it, so just dont bother coming here 👌🏻
The park is a piece of shit anyway
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Long Riston
Person 1: Oh that crappy village with nowt to do
Person 2: Thats the one
Long Riston by Lukeeyre October 10, 2019
-noun
1. a member of an aristocracy, especially a noble.

2. a person who has the tastes, manners, etc., characteristic of members of an aristocracy.

3. anything regarded as the best, most elegant, or most stylish of its kind.

-adjective

1. belonging to or favoring the upper class.

2. characteristic of the most elegant and noble.

3. what people think they are referencing when calling something bourgy but are sadly confusing their words.
She bought a plane since she was single and doesn't have kids- but that's because she's risto.

"Go risto status and make him pass a challenge first! He must prove himself a worthy suitor!"
Risto by bucketface lebowski May 20, 2014