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A Ristow is someone who always makes people laugh and never mess anything up. they are a beacon of joy and good work.
"Man I can't belive that we messed that whole thing up"
" Its everyones fault, except Ristow good job Ristow."
"yeah good job Ristow"
Ristow by lllama-rama November 20, 2020
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A person who can seamlessly fix anything with anything, while being the most badass person possible.
Even though there was no possible way to fix it, he Ristowed his way through it and used his seamen to seal the threads.
Ristow by Bare Ass February 27, 2013
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Ristow risto riston ristor Restown ristoba ristofe ristoffe ristophe ristopph
Ristow is a good person who manages to get everything right no matter what and always makes everyone laugh.
"Man i can't believe we fucked that up"
"Except Ristow. Good job Ristow."
"yeah good job Ristow"
Ristow by lllama-rama November 20, 2020
A Finnish name. Comes from the english name Christopher.
Risto is an awesome guy.
Risto by 'Ello Sailor! February 23, 2009
A sweet, amazing type of person. Often seen drinking beers but don't be fooled, he is actually a high class citizen.
Found wearring knee length shorts, usually darker colored and an Elwood branded tee.
His hair is always carefully groomed and prided in greatly.
Anyone who has this species of male as their boyfriend must be very lucky.
Person 1: Hey, how's your new boyfriend going?

Person 2: Just great! He's a real nice boy. Definately a Risto.

Person 1: Lucky you....etc.
Risto by moustashe January 5, 2011
Being the diamond in the rough...being a bad ass mother fucker..period
He is a Riston.
Riston by Boomboomchuck November 21, 2015
Reston Virginia. The Illest place alive.
"Where you from dawg?"
"Restown DAWG." (pulls out automatic pistol and robs him)
Restown by sillly's pizza January 17, 2008
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A)
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