A Ristow is someone who always makes people laugh and never mess anything up. they are a beacon of joy and good work.
"Man I can't belive that we messed that whole thing up"
" Its everyones fault, except Ristow good job Ristow."
"yeah good job Ristow"
" Its everyones fault, except Ristow good job Ristow."
"yeah good job Ristow"
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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A person who can seamlessly fix anything with anything, while being the most badass person possible.
Even though there was no possible way to fix it, he Ristowed his way through it and used his seamen to seal the threads.
by Bare Ass February 27, 2013
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Ristow is a good person who manages to get everything right no matter what and always makes everyone laugh.
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