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RetroArch 

A pathetic excuse for emulator developers - such as those behind Genesis Plus GX, PicoDrive, ProSystem, and pretty much any actively developed emulator nowadays - to not bother their arses making any native binaries which would run faster and actually work properly instead of constantly breaking no matter what is done.

As for the program itself, it's meant to be a frontend for the libretro API, so it isn't an emulator in itself but loads emulator files known as cores and presents them in an interface. (Said interface looks pretty, but is laid out in a horrible, tangled, cryptic mess of menus.)

The developers of RetroArch do not seem to understand the difference between stable and nightly either. They simply choose a random release date and call it the stable release, no matter what the build is like. If something is wrong, it's never their fault.

Anything that is fixed in RetroArch seems to only ever pertain to shaders, overlays, playlist building, or input lag. Everything else is ignored, i.e. the non-fancy things that actually involve being able to just sit back and play a game in the first place, which is what I wanted to do, not faff around with the settings for half an hour only for it to crash and not save the configuration file.

It seems like the main reason it is so strongly supported is because of resources like emulation gametechwiki, which redditors quote verbatim, as well as the forced usage via certain emulators being unavailable elsewhere.
User: So what emulator should I be using these days? Just want to play games like Comix Zone and Virtua Racing Deluxe again, been years and I had to sell my old Mega Drive Model 1 and 32X...
Redditor: Kega Fusion? Bruh, that's so 2010! Get RetroArch, it's so amazing and lets you have shaders and overlays! Use Genesis Plus GX with the nuked YM2612 core, it's the most accurate one that's still fast.
*downloads RetroArch-x64, and after an hour of configuration, loads the game ROM only for it to crash. running the debug output to command line produces absolute nonsense*
User: Oh, feck it, I'll go back to Kega Fusion. What a load of old shite that was...
RetroArch by PuchikoPPC December 24, 2021
Words you can keep

RetroChique 

Something classic or old without being old fashioned. Also it has to be something special. Its actually the opposite of Bling Bling yet it's used to describe something extremely cool.
DudeOne: i got this thing its like the beginning of a new world era and it smells great to.
DudeTwo:Woh you can actually start a religion with that its like RetroChique and all.
RetroChique by Vain May 25, 2007

retroactive jealousy 

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.
Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*

retrotech 

high tech aesthetic circa pre-1987
I prefer to use Casio keyboards because they are so retrotech.
retrotech by Jason Eyre May 18, 2006

beyond reproach 

such that no criticism can be made; perfect
She said my driving is beyond reproach and she works for the DMV, so shut up and let me drive.
beyond reproach by jmsilv August 8, 2006

RetroAchievements 

RetroAchievements is a website to play retro games like Atari and NES titles on emulators and earn achievements in them. Also newer consoles like N64, PSX and Nintendo DS are supported. The achievements on the site are made by players for players and contain achievements for game progress, finding easter eggs and a lot other creative challenges. The players can show their progress to other users on their profile and also submit highscores and best times of minigames and races to compete with other players to be the best. The number of supported games increases every week and there are special events to make playing the games even more fun. The best thing, it's for free!
A: Did you master the Sonic set on RetroAchievements already?
B: Yeah, I finished the last achievement today.
RetroAchievements by SporyTike January 16, 2020

retroactivism

When a person, often a politician, claims to have been for something progressive their entire career, when in fact, they haven't.
Joe Biden needs to take his retroactivism claim about always supporting women and shove it.
retroactivism by deliciouspear June 28, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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