retroactive

a commoner of the second-hand lifestyle not limited to or apart from thrift stores,used CD's tapes and especially 12" vinyl; also close corellation with founders of "fly".

retro active

Sandy is not only an employee at goodwill sh'e also a customer; she's retroactive.

by michael w. brown aka. blublood February 22, 2005

retroactive jealousy

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.

Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*

by Iwishiwasntjealousofmybf’sex’s November 6, 2019

retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

retroactive love

falling in love after the relationship has ended

Mikey: Man, why don't you just get over her. It's been 3 weeks since you broke up and you barely seemed to like her.
Ezekiel: Not sure, Mike. It must be retroactive love.

by antonius January 15, 2004

retroactive abortion

the act of eliminating people that should not be on the planet.

Stupid religious fucks deserve to be retroactively aborted.

by britchick March 4, 2004

Retroactive Threat

A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.

Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!

Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.

by thegranitehills September 3, 2010

retroactive workout

The intense physical exercise you engage in the day following a night of excessive eating/drinking.

Man, I drank like thirteen beers last night and had seventeen bagel bites. I need to do a major retroactive workout today to burn off all those calories.

by proboscidae0hey May 15, 2010