Karen: I need to get my baby daddy's lesbian lover to pay child support for my green onions and failed abortion.

Rachel: My nail salon burned down because I tried to make glitter fireball shots with one of the hair straighteners.

Me: Karen, you are ratchet aye eff and sort of fabulous for somehow making the courts believe your green onions are a child. Rachel, you are fabulous but still ratchet aye eff and possibly dumber than collection of mentally handicapped rocks. Both y'all are ratchulous.

P.S., To my former lesbian lover who said: "Omg Karen. Stop trying to make Ratchulous happen."--you're cancelled. You know who you are and you are no longer ratchulous.

ratchulous by Samaym@y July 1, 2020

Ratchula

A ratchet ass hoe who sucks the life out of everyone and everything around her/him

Met this ratchula outside the club last night.... She sucked me so dry I had no soul left and she stole my wallet in the middle of it!

Ratchula by SoCalBitch October 23, 2014

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ratchulence

The aroma emanating from a nappy headed hoe a.k.a. colored lady. not being racist or sarcastic. Just stating facts.

#facts

I can tell a black bitch has been here.
How?
... ratchulence. It's overwhelming. 🤢

ratchulence by TeeJayDubDub December 2, 2020

rethul

cool guy fond of drawing and film making😌.. trustworthy ... best person u will ever meet.. he has a great sense of humour

Rethul is a cool guy

rethul by njn alla ithu November 24, 2021

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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