2 definitions by Samaym@y
When a Mason is contractually obligated (by way of his obligations) to do right by his brother and brethren.
"If I die, you're contractually obligated to mow the lawn, change lightbulbs, and do a bunch of other shit for her."
"Ugh. Fine. I figured I was masonitractually obligated to help your beloved until she finds a suitable replacement for your ass"
"Ugh. Fine. I figured I was masonitractually obligated to help your beloved until she finds a suitable replacement for your ass"
by Samaym@y June 26, 2022
Karen: I need to get my baby daddy's lesbian lover to pay child support for my green onions and failed abortion.
Rachel: My nail salon burned down because I tried to make glitter fireball shots with one of the hair straighteners.
Me: Karen, you are ratchet aye eff and sort of fabulous for somehow making the courts believe your green onions are a child. Rachel, you are fabulous but still ratchet aye eff and possibly dumber than collection of mentally handicapped rocks. Both y'all are ratchulous.
P.S., To my former lesbian lover who said: "Omg Karen. Stop trying to make Ratchulous happen."--you're cancelled. You know who you are and you are no longer ratchulous.
Rachel: My nail salon burned down because I tried to make glitter fireball shots with one of the hair straighteners.
Me: Karen, you are ratchet aye eff and sort of fabulous for somehow making the courts believe your green onions are a child. Rachel, you are fabulous but still ratchet aye eff and possibly dumber than collection of mentally handicapped rocks. Both y'all are ratchulous.
P.S., To my former lesbian lover who said: "Omg Karen. Stop trying to make Ratchulous happen."--you're cancelled. You know who you are and you are no longer ratchulous.
by Samaym@y July 2, 2020