Ratchula
Met this ratchula outside the club last night.... She sucked me so dry I had no soul left and she stole my wallet in the middle of it!
Ratchula by SoCalBitch October 23, 2014
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ratchulous
Karen: I need to get my baby daddy's lesbian lover to pay child support for my green onions and failed abortion.
Rachel: My nail salon burned down because I tried to make glitter fireball shots with one of the hair straighteners.
Me: Karen, you are ratchet aye eff and sort of fabulous for somehow making the courts believe your green onions are a child. Rachel, you are fabulous but still ratchet aye eff and possibly dumber than collection of mentally handicapped rocks. Both y'all are ratchulous.
P.S., To my former lesbian lover who said: "Omg Karen. Stop trying to make Ratchulous happen."--you're cancelled. You know who you are and you are no longer ratchulous.
Rachel: My nail salon burned down because I tried to make glitter fireball shots with one of the hair straighteners.
Me: Karen, you are ratchet aye eff and sort of fabulous for somehow making the courts believe your green onions are a child. Rachel, you are fabulous but still ratchet aye eff and possibly dumber than collection of mentally handicapped rocks. Both y'all are ratchulous.
P.S., To my former lesbian lover who said: "Omg Karen. Stop trying to make Ratchulous happen."--you're cancelled. You know who you are and you are no longer ratchulous.
ratchulous by Samaym@y July 1, 2020
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