Ratchula

A ratchet ass hoe who sucks the life out of everyone and everything around her/him

Met this ratchula outside the club last night.... She sucked me so dry I had no soul left and she stole my wallet in the middle of it!

by SoCalBitch October 23, 2014

ratchulous

A portmanteau of ratchet and fabulous. Ratchulous.

Karen: I need to get my baby daddy's lesbian lover to pay child support for my green onions and failed abortion.

Rachel: My nail salon burned down because I tried to make glitter fireball shots with one of the hair straighteners.

Me: Karen, you are ratchet aye eff and sort of fabulous for somehow making the courts believe your green onions are a child. Rachel, you are fabulous but still ratchet aye eff and possibly dumber than collection of mentally handicapped rocks. Both y'all are ratchulous.

P.S., To my former lesbian lover who said: "Omg Karen. Stop trying to make Ratchulous happen."--you're cancelled. You know who you are and you are no longer ratchulous.

by Samaym@y July 1, 2020

ratchulence

The aroma emanating from a nappy headed hoe a.k.a. colored lady. not being racist or sarcastic. Just stating facts.

#facts

I can tell a black bitch has been here.
How?
... ratchulence. It's overwhelming. 🤢

by TeeJayDubDub December 2, 2020

Ranchula

The wife of a country club member that gets drunk at the club or pool while her husband is off playing a round of golf.

Went to the country club today and the club bar was full of Ranchulas.

by whowatchingme May 18, 2025