Retarmus 

I mean, I think retarmus means that something is so retarded that you can't pronounce retard right because that thing is so retarded that it made you retarmus. That's what I think of when I call something retarmus, at least.

Bro, that girl thought that Christopher Columbus was the first US president. Bro, that's so retarmus.

Retarmus by zwinged October 4, 2019

Bigus Retardus Gayus 

This is an extremely rare type of person that EXISTS ON MORE THAN 3 DIMENSIONS.

A: Hey did you see Bigus Retardus Gayus yesterday i think he was existing on 6 whole dimensions .
B: Really?! I've only seen him be at 5

Bigus Retardus Gayus by Torpaskor March 21, 2019

Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.

Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.

Homo Sapiens Retardus by Yonasu October 11, 2008

Homo Retardus 

Biologically, humans run off the binary of male and female, so biologically people who identify as neither or anything else are saying that they're not human. Therefore, they are a sub-species under the homo genome (similar to how us humans are Homo Sapiens).

John: "Those people who say they're not male or female are not human by their own definition, they are what are now being called Homo Retardus."

Homo Retardus by Scribe of the Heretic September 9, 2021

Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.

"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."

Assholian Noncerino Retardus by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

Retarius 

Retard Genius

What are you a Retarius

Retarius by Retarius March 8, 2017

Retardusmaximus 

The most mentally handicapped retard on the planet

We can watch the Retardusmaximus in his natural habitat, playing video games and eating pizza.

Retardusmaximus by Slaphappypen15 August 29, 2025