Retardial

Dumb child from Generation Z. (Also known as 'Zoomer')

Retardial: 'Oh nooo, I'm banned from fortnite!' (Cries like a new born baby)
Boomer/Millennial: 'Ok retardial.'

Retardial: 'We need to save the climate, so I'm not going to school!'
Boomer/Millennial: 'Ok retardial.'

by JCFlyingDutchman November 20, 2019

Retardis

A term for a person that is actually more retarded on the inside than they appear to be on the outside.

Derived from "retard" and the Dr Who Tardis machine.

"I didn't realise she was so stupid at first! She is such a retardis!"

by drmwoz October 28, 2009

retardis

N. Acronym: Retrogressively Experienced Time And Relative Dimension In Space; a space/time-travelling vessel that is much smaller on the inside

"I wouldn't bother bringing the stereo. The RETARDIS may take up more space than an aircraft carrier, but the interior is about the size of a phone box."

by chromalogue April 24, 2008

Retardious

Being of or associated with people of the retarted nature.

Anthony: I play with barbies

Max:do you really ?

Anthony: YAAAA

Max:Your fuckin Retardious

by Max and Anthony November 18, 2006

retardy

Someone who is continually and repeatedly late or virtually never on time. Plays on the fact that there is an element of stupidity in frequently being late or "tardy" all the time.

John is retardy. I can't believe it! That's been everyday this week that he's been late for class.

by theManiac August 09, 2007

Retardiation

A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.

Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.

1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.

2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."

by schoolsuspended February 20, 2014

Retardis

a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective throughout all time and relative dimension in space.

He thinks Dr. Who is a real Doctor? What a retardis!

by mina.kaiser November 27, 2011