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retardalyzed 

When someone is so retarded that they are paralyzed.
Yo man that nigga over there is so retardalyzed!
retardalyzed by vstro24 February 25, 2009

Retardiness

When you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. Retarded behavior combined with being late.
I forgot my cell phone in my retardiness.
Retardiness by Richardhg December 13, 2010

Retardadin 

A Retriubution Paladin on World of Warcraft, something that even a retard can do, just by facerolling the keyboard. like this

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yh67uyh67uyh67uyh67uyh67uyh67uyh67uyh67
uyh67påøæ
That is why they are called Retardadins.
Anyone who says
"Hey look at me I am a pro with my Divinestorm"
or
"I am not Imba I am Pro!"
or
"I love Blizzard!"
or even
"I pwn the noobs who can't play arena. All thanks to my divinestorm"
Are all Retardadins. Watchout for them. They want to faceroll YOU!
Retardadin by Mr_Drix June 24, 2009

Retardalicious 

Any food which is made by a retard but is still quite tasty.Or alternatly any food made by someone with poor culinary skills and the food looks like it is suffering from some kind of physical deficiency.
Hmmmmm that looks retardalicious man
Retardalicious by Darzo July 16, 2008

Retardalicious 

Deliciously retarded.
If there was ever good time to use the word "retardalicious", now would be it.
Retardalicious by ErinDaChocobo September 4, 2006

retardliness 

defining someone who acts retarded, and or acting stupid
Justin is showing his retardliness more than needed
retardliness by Twitch0109 June 30, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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