Resuckitation

The act of reviving a person using oral sex.

I was so tired from work, but after my girlfriend gave me some resuckitation, I felt loads better.

by NuttyByNature June 3, 2009

Resuckitation

Verb ; When one uses their mouth to suck anything back to life.

Due to be excessive use of cocaine and alcohol, Bubba needed Ashley to perform mouth to dick resuckitation in order to revive his manhood and save the night!

by Bobby Sinatra December 24, 2019

dick-to-mouth resuscitation

A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.

Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"

by christzak December 9, 2008

complex resuscitation

when your women starts seizing mid sex and u need to do CPR. take your dick out of the vaginal always area and grab the defibrillator then carefully place said defibrillator pads on the women’s chest and side, arm the machine, once machine is armed u stick you dick back inside that seizing pussy and start chest compressions, thrusting hips and arms into the women at a steady 100 bpm. if machine says ready, shock women while dick is still balls deep inside the women. once cumming is acheived u are finished.

oh shit my girlfriend is seizing!! now i can finally try the complex resuscitation!!

by adrain barboza January 17, 2019

mouth to south resuscitation

This is generally when a girl goes down on a guy (hence the southern direction) and gives him a blowjob. Conversely this term can be used to describe a guy going down on a girl too.

He wanted a blow job so asked his girlfriend to do some mouth to south resuscitation

by MrSexy September 22, 2007

butt to butt resuscitation

resuscitating someone, through their anus, using the power of the fart

Holy crap, Brandon was sleeping, and I totally gave him butt to butt resuscitation.

by Mechanic February 26, 2004

Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation

Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation is the hilarious task of reviving somebody who is asleep or passed out by spreading ones naked butt cheeks and positioning it over a recipients mouth and farting into it. It is much better when witnessed by people who are trying to contain their laughter until the procedure has been successful. Compared to its more well known cousin 'mouth-to-mouth resuscitation', Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation is an often thankless alternative, and if the recipient is woken by it, their response can range from aggressiveness, nausea and laughter, sometimes the recipient may experience all three of these symptoms. Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation or 'ATM' as it's affectionately known can also be used to boost morale of those witnessing the said procedure, and the fond memories would never cease to bring tears of laughter to their eyes for years to come.

Mike:"Haha Rowan got hammered last night and is still passed out on the kitchen floor"
James: "Wow do you think we should try Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation?"
Mike:"Lol yeah but we need to film so we'll get Kev in here, he can film it"

by Captain Andy Pants January 3, 2020