Restation

The red spot that appears on ones skin when one has rested ones leg on top of the other leg for too long of a time.

Thats not a bruise its a restation mark!

Restation by The word whisperer June 18, 2009

Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period 

The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.

The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.

Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.

Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

jap anus relations 

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200

jap anus relations by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007

Relation Staycation 

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)

After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.

Relation Staycation by CXR February 16, 2015

restating the line 

The justification used by the recently clueless editors on Rap Genius, aka Genius, for deleting a decade's worth of accurate, reader-contributed interpretation of rap lyrics. Somehow, in the minds of recent editors, translating the quirky, ever-changing, intentionally coded wordplay that's integral to rap being...well, rap, undermines the site's mission to bring understanding and appreciation to the art form.

THEM: "Your Ludacris annotation has been removed for restating the line."
YOU: "So explaining that 'put the booty of a Swish to the end of a flame' means lighting up the West Coast equivalent of a blunt has no informative value?"
THEM: "Such insolence! DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!"

restating the line by Jeroboam Sneerly February 3, 2017

I did not have sexual relations with that woman 

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.

America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...

I did not have sexual relations with that woman by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009

recitation

A class where smaller groups from the lecture meet separately with a TA to discuss class concepts from the lectures, work on worksheets, etc.

My chem lecture is on Monday and Wednesday, and the recitation meets on Thursday.

recitation by urbster1 January 12, 2006