Restal

Restal is a guy who is sometimes gets a little too hot headed, but is generally a good person.

Wow. I wish I could be a Restal instead of a Liam

by RoombaMan1929 May 29, 2021

Flag

Get the Restal mug.

Hooters Restaurant

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.

There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.

by mikeverdill August 18, 2009

Flag

Get the Hooters Restaurant mug.

Related Words

Restal • Restalk • Rental • Restarded • restaurants • Restarted • Rectals • restard • restart • Rectal Ranger

Rectalgia

Rectalgia is a medical term meaning a pain in the rectum. You can see where this is going, it can be usefully applied to people who are a pain in the arse, you know the WOSPs, Malcolms and fuckwits of the world. See also pygalgia.

There are some people whose mere existence causes acute rectalgia.

by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017

Flag

Get the Rectalgia mug.

Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

by Phuqit October 9, 2006

Flag

Get the Rectal Reptile mug.

rectal health day

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.

Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.

by Bogrimm May 4, 2018

Flag