resharded

(adj.) an act or engagement of someone too strung out on methamphetamine.
(n.) a person who is overly consumed in paranoia due to the effects of being on methamphetamine.

my friend has been hanging out with too many of the resharded lately.

that girl on day 5 was acting completely resharded.

by wiredsavvy_23 October 3, 2010

Resharded

Someone who leaves the freezer door open all night & then denies it the next morning, attempts to make up for it by washing the dishes with no soap, pretends to be asleep in their friends floor & steals meth off their chest then says “I don’t even like meth”

Tina: Jimmy! You know it’s 100° outside did you sell the rest of that meth so we could pay the power bill?

Jimmy: well when I woke up sean was here & I guess I misplaced it sometime during the night I’m not sure how he got in but he was vacuuming the yard, mopping the carpet & he helped me look for it. No luck, but he had some & got me high

Tina: when are you gonna realize your resharded friend steals our shit & fucks crack whores in the laundry room

by me.drugbuggg August 26, 2023

Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

by will bitten December 18, 2016

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

by papaboy March 1, 2013

Dentally Retarded

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.

"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

by plunger333 August 7, 2007

beyond retarded

beyond retarded is nearly reaching final level of retardness. When calling someone retarded isn't enough, beyond retarded will just cut the chase and do the trick. We have fail, and epic fail. And we have retarded and beyond retarded.

League of legends ongoing game:

TITOV: Hey guys, they are too strong, too fast, let's give up
I R Rumble: You are beyond retarded -.- being beaten up by bots?!

by uplink May 28, 2012

Retarded Nut

The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.

Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut

by Shaka G April 27, 2009