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Resharded 

Someone who leaves the freezer door open all night & then denies it the next morning, attempts to make up for it by washing the dishes with no soap, pretends to be asleep in their friends floor & steals meth off their chest then says “I don’t even like meth”
Tina: Jimmy! You know it’s 100° outside did you sell the rest of that meth so we could pay the power bill?

Jimmy: well when I woke up sean was here & I guess I misplaced it sometime during the night I’m not sure how he got in but he was vacuuming the yard, mopping the carpet & he helped me look for it. No luck, but he had some & got me high

Tina: when are you gonna realize your resharded friend steals our shit & fucks crack whores in the laundry room
Resharded by me.drugbuggg August 26, 2023

Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

Dentally Retarded 

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.
"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."
Dentally Retarded by plunger333 August 7, 2007

beyond retarded

beyond retarded is nearly reaching final level of retardness. When calling someone retarded isn't enough, beyond retarded will just cut the chase and do the trick. We have fail, and epic fail. And we have retarded and beyond retarded.
League of legends ongoing game:

TITOV: Hey guys, they are too strong, too fast, let's give up
I R Rumble: You are beyond retarded -.- being beaten up by bots?!
beyond retarded by uplink May 28, 2012

Retarded Nut 

The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.
Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut
Retarded Nut by Shaka G April 27, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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