Rents Due 

The ‘Rent Due Theory’ is a scientific phenomenon within women where every 25th to first couple days of each month women whine about men not providing for them for free.

“Men don’t provide anymore”

“Rents due huh?”

Rents Due by enfdoom July 26, 2023

rent's due

The thing you say as a hail-mary when a callout post was released on the last day of a month, as if anybody would actually be as pathetic as to try to pay their rent with a google doc about low-tier internet drama.

Oh, fuck! They caught me committing a felony! What do I do?! ...Wait, it's September 30th! I got it! "Rent's due LMFAO". That'll get 'em!

rent's due by Camwood September 30, 2023

mums rent due 

When someones mother is on their period.

Damn she is grumpy is your mums rent due?

mums rent due by Faxbois August 29, 2018

Rent was due 

When someone does something with a lot for energy and enthusiasm. Almost doing too much.

Did you see how well Megan’s dancing has improved

yeah she realised rent was due

Rent was due by Deadric.diggory April 28, 2022

Rent was due 

Said when someone really enjoys a product, whether it be a movie, food item, song, etc. Meaning that the person who’s job it was to create it worked extra hard that time as “their rent was due.” Can be used in reference from anything to new flavors from a popular food brand, songs, movies, clothing brands, literally anything that involves someone being paid to do it in some way.

P1: That new oreo flavor is actually really good! Have you tried it?
P2: yeah those food designers’ rent was definitely due

P1: oh my god this new song is insanely good
P2: fr rent was due

Rent was due by Gharish3759 June 12, 2023

Rent is due

On the first day of each month, it's rent day.

Used as a euphemism for paying rent each month through sex when you live with a partner.

"Hey Sarah, it's the first of the month. you know what that means...?"
"Your rent is due".

Rent is due by deathbydan October 1, 2021

The rent is due

When the boys see the 40 year old man at the end of his road, they know the rent is due. If your going 50 in a 50 zone, you better be ready for the rent.

Man yesterday I was driving down that street and just knew the rent was due. I could smell that the rent was due. the rent is due.

The rent is due by That guy OG MUDBONE May 24, 2020