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They are very cool and thousands of people are in Renism.
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Renism

Renism, the religion of worshiping the god Ren from the religious text called Super Lovers.
I practice the religion Renism.
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Renism

When you dress up as a girl and got some serious junk stuffed up ur bum.
Wow I can't wait to practise renism again tonight!
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Renisha

She is the literal definition of amazing.Cares too much about others but can be Satan when pushed too hard.Always ready to lend a hand and will stop you from doing the dumbest things.She's very tranquil and calm around her friends but a total,maniacal badass around her besties.She stands up for what is right and is very brave.Also an enormous Potterhead and is married to Draco Malfoy.When sad,she tells her besties because she knows they can cheer her up tremendously.If that doesn't work,she resorts to chocolate.She is extremely,extremely beautiful but will always deny it.Never lose her if you manage to even catch her or the wrath of Hell will rain down upon you.
Draco:Oh darling Renisha!I've been waiting for you!
Boy:Darn it Draco!She's mine!
Boy 2:Heck no!Renisha's mine!

*big fight happens*
by Jenkinsthepotato July 6, 2017
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Renissa

She's beautiful and loving. She is very sassy and gets right to the point. Very helpful and intelligent. Gets along with others. Loves fashion. Cares for other people.
She is like Renissa, the best person you'll EVER meet!
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Renesmee

Renesmee (pronounced 'Mary Sue') Carlie Cullen (nicknamed Nessie), a character in the four book Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer, introduced in the fourth book Breaking Dawn. She has currently caused the downward spiral of Twilight as a barely respected fandom, much to Meyer's butthurt dismay.

The spawn of Bella Sue Swan and Edward Sparkle Cullen's bed-breaking, headboard-banging, pillow-biting loveplay, Nessie is typically described in Breaking Dawn as "a giant, sparkly demon spawn," "the Loch Ness Monster" and "an abortion." Meyer herself describes Nessie as a "glowing, wonderful, half-human, half-vampire baby that everybody should love, BUY ONE RIGHT NOW AND GET 20 PERCENT OFF YOUR INEVITABLE PURCHASE OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA CONCORDANCE, coming this Christmas! It'll be something the entire family can enjoy!"

Renesmee's nickname, "Nessie," can be attributed to Jacob Black, her mother's former boyfriend and Nessie's own future lover (Jacob had imprinted on a fresh-out-of-the-bloody-womb Nessie).

Nessie's birth and conception are controversial topics in Breaking Dawn, leading many a fan as to question Meyer's knowledge of sex and 10th grade biology. Meyer, who had stated venom had impregnated Bella in the book, cannot answer this herself, complaining that "my characters keep secrets from me," further proof she is a nut case.

As a half-human half-vampire spawn, Nessie enjoys the best of both worlds of humanity and vampirism. According to Breaking Dawn, Nessie will grow up in 7 years of human life, and will stop growing once she's legal and Jacob can finally consummate their love. (Eventually Jacob will have to have a seat right over there.) Also included in the vampire/human package is Nessie's vampire power of displaying her thoughts to a person by touching them, as if the simple thoughts of a plesiosaur was important to anyone. Scientists call it a marvel.

The introduction of Nessie instigated widespread negative reactions by Twilight fans the world over, leading to mass sporkings, book burning and returning. A butthurt Meyer had remarked that she had indeed planned for everything for Bella to be perfect and unrealistic. One interviewer could plainly see Meyer's smug satisfaction of fantasy fulfillment. Meyer has constantly backhanded questions of the possibility Renesmee with half-assed answers. Fans were not amused.
Renesmee? Psh, that sounds like it came out of a fanfic on Fanfiction.net!

...

It ends at Eclipse.
by hide-n-seek October 9, 2008
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Ronism

The generic term applied to the following of the Church of Ron, whose members celebrate Ronadan and Ron Hashana. Ronists advance through each echelon of the religion through small payments.
"Phil's just advanced to a level 3 Ronist. It cost him £30,000 but he now knows more secret information about Ronism!"
by Church of Ron May 12, 2008
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