Regresterbation

The act of repeatatively regressing software bugs and/or glitches in quick yet worthwhile and meaningful spurts.

Commence regresterbation of the World of Warcraft beta graphic bugs.

by RMA October 12, 2004

ragesterbation

The act of masturbation while enraged, furious, or in an otherwise aggressive state of mind in order to attempt to release the negative feelings. Not to be confused with passive-agresterbation

I was so pissed when my girlfriend dumped me that I spent all of the next day in an act of ragesterbation to her image.

by Reese Cuppy October 20, 2010

Ragesterbation

To masturbate due to being extremely angry over someone or something. Typically, this occurs when one is owned at a video game or shunned from a group.

Person 1: "You are grounded, go to your room."
Person 2: "Man why you hatin' on the young folk?"
Person 1: "Room, now!"
Person 2: "Aw man, I'm mad as a mofo!" (begins to masturbate in fury)
Person 1: "What the hell?!"
Person 2: (cums on Person 1's face) "Awwwh, yeah boi!"
Person 1: "OMFG, WTF!"
Person 3: "Don't worry, it's just ragesterbation."

by randomguy36 May 16, 2014

recrasterbation

To resume procrasterbating after a short lesson about how it shall kill your grades and chaff your hand

So Jim you coming to the game tomorrow?
-No man, spent all night getting in that report, time to get in so quality time recrasterbating
Well you need to control yourself with that recrasterbation, ya know right?
-Yeah yeah yeah. Peace.

by Just the GAME March 6, 2010