The act of masturbation while enraged, furious, or in an otherwise aggressive state of mind in order to attempt to release the negative feelings. Not to be confused with passive-agresterbation
I was so pissed when my girlfriend dumped me that I spent all of the next day in an act of ragesterbation to her image.
To masturbate due to being extremely angry over someone or something. Typically, this occurs when one is owned at a video game or shunned from a group.
Person 1: "You are grounded, go to your room."
Person 2: "Man why you hatin' on the young folk?"
Person 1: "Room, now!"
Person 2: "Aw man, I'm mad as a mofo!" (begins to masturbate in fury)
Person 1: "What the hell?!"
Person 2: (cums on Person 1's face) "Awwwh, yeah boi!"
Person 1: "OMFG, WTF!"
Person 3: "Don't worry, it's just ragesterbation."
To resume procrasterbating after a short lesson about how it shall kill your grades and chaff your hand
So Jim you coming to the game tomorrow?
-No man, spent all night getting in that report, time to get in so quality time recrasterbating
Well you need to control yourself with that recrasterbation, ya know right?
-Yeah yeah yeah. Peace.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.