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Retracto is the name of the correction alpaca. You can hear its theme song on many of Project Veritas youtube videos. It is used whenever an author does not tell the truth about a subject and is forced to "update" or correct the article.
If you don't write the truth, Retracto is comin' at ya.
Retracto by D. W. Michalak February 23, 2021

sexual refractory period 

The ~15 minutes a male has following an orgasm where all his thoughts are clear.
He knew as soon as he entered the sexual refractory period that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.

cheek retractor 

trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.

modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy
"get the cheek retractors, sailor"
cheek retractor by Power Team November 5, 2009

Dark Matter Reactor 

A reactor that runs on dark matter, usually started up via power laser ignition to expand dark matter in the center of the reactor superstructure. Currently handled inside of Quantum Science Multipurpose Labs. Although, it is currently undergoing a switch of companies from Quantum Science to Pinewood Builders.
John: Hey Bill, have you seen the Dark Matter Reactor ignition sequence?
Bill: No... did you get a recording of it?
John: HELL YEAH!

ex-post retracto 

The term for when you leave a response to someone's post, then they take down the post.
My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.
ex-post retracto by Dr John April 1, 2010

refractory period 

A period of great sadness. Specifically, the time after male ejaculation during which he is not able to maintain another erection.
Ellen is so hot, I don't even experience a refractory period after I bang her, I can go straight through all night.