Rednexican is a very special breed of Mexican American. They are most commonly known for growing up in the country, usually in mobile homes or single wide trailers, and are familiar with many aspects of rural existence. This may include knowing the lyrics to many country
music songs but also every Corrido or Banda song. Skills include: being handy with a weed eater in jean shorts and huaraches; excellent wood chopping abilities without protective gloves; champion bucking hay skills with no fancy hay hooks or hand protection; cooking tortillas on a
diesel smudge-pot in the middle of the night; knowing what it means to lock in the front wheels on an older 4x4
truck when your papa is too drunk to drive and the
truck is still rolling; good at mudding in orchards or out in the woods; can out run the
police in the back country; knows the best spots out in the sticks, or orchards, to have unprotected
sex; engine repair with
janky tools; milking cows without lubrication; building fences with sticks or rocks; drunken
gun standoff's withwhite trash neighbors; bar fights with the local trailer trash, and the list goes on and on.
The Rednexican butchered the old
cow out in the
front pasture with only an old machete while the new
Californian neighbors hurried by in disgust with their Labradoodle.