Rednexican is a very special breed of Mexican
American. They are most commonly known for growing up in the country, usually in mobile homes or single wide trailers, and are familiar with many aspects of rural existence. This
may include knowing the lyrics to many country
music songs but also every Corrido or Banda song. Skills include: being handy with a weed eater in jean shorts and huaraches; excellent wood chopping abilities without protective gloves; champion bucking hay skills with no
fancy hay hooks or hand protection; cooking tortillas on a diesel smudge-pot in the middle of the night; knowing what it means to lock in the front wheels on an older 4x4 truck when your papa is too
drunk to drive and the truck is still rolling; good at mudding in orchards or out in the woods; can out run the police in the back country; knows the best spots out in the sticks, or orchards, to have unprotected sex; engine repair with janky tools; milking cows without lubrication; building fences with sticks or rocks; drunken
gun standoff'
s withwhite trash neighbors;
bar fights with the
local trailer trash, and the list goes on and on.
The Rednexican butchered the old
cow out in the
front pasture with only an old machete while the
new Californian neighbors hurried by in disgust with their Labradoodle.