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Renato is the most amazing guy in the world. He's so incredibly handsome, and has the most perfect face ever. He makes all your days a trillion times better and always says the right things to make you feel better. When talking to him you can't help but have the biggest smile on your face. you could stare at his perfection all day. He has the most adorable smile and laugh. Any girl would be lucky to have him as their boyfriend. Not only is he absolutely gorgeous, he's so intelligent! He's so dreamy, silly, smart, and overall perfection. His personality is absolutely amazing! He will be all you ever think about because well he's the greatest person ever! He's the guy of your dreams.
Renato is so perfect.
Renato by nothankshmm June 3, 2013

Rancid Renato 

A type of joke told where the one begins by telling his/her’s acquaintances about how he/she farted last Friday... really bad. Then they follow with the punchline of “Just Kidding”. An all time classic joke to pull on friends and family that always ensures a good chuckle.
Renato: “I’m going to tell the good ol Rancid Renato”
Kirk: “Let’s hear it”
Renato: “Last Friday I farted... Really bad”
Renato: (continues) “Just Kidding!”
Good-looking, possess an attractive presence for womens, charming. Brazilian man knowen by having the world's best way on how to please a women.
Oh crap... He really takes after his father's face... I swear I'll kill you Renato!
Renato by B. Sparrow October 21, 2010
When someone understates their athletic abilities.
How’s Max in tennis? He’ll never tell you but he’s a total Renato
Renato by Aaotb13 July 18, 2020
Renato, is a guy with a tremendous lengthy cock, it's so big It makes a skyscraper look small, Renato is a handsome guy, with extremely big muscles, and probs gets any bitch he desires. Women usually fall in love by just looking at him. Overall he is handsome, has a lengthy cock and has big muscles
Renato is fucking beautiful
RENATO by Rentz November 23, 2021
Very gentle and extremely good-looking lad, who has nice ego boost and not only ego... every hour he`s fighting and helicoptering his anaconda because testosteron level is too high . His mustache is so tricky like Renato himself .
S: "Where`s Renato? Oh he must have got into a penis play with his lads ... "

M:"Renato is good but acts like homodril!"
Renato by Sucjkl November 23, 2021
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