2 definitions by sandwichofchicken
A type of joke told where the one begins by telling his/her’s acquaintances about how he/she farted last Friday... really bad. Then they follow with the punchline of “Just Kidding”. An all time classic joke to pull on friends and family that always ensures a good chuckle.
Renato: “I’m going to tell the good ol Rancid Renato”
Kirk: “Let’s hear it”
Renato: “Last Friday I farted... Really bad”
Renato: (continues) “Just Kidding!”
Kirk: “Let’s hear it”
Renato: “Last Friday I farted... Really bad”
Renato: (continues) “Just Kidding!”
by sandwichofchicken March 24, 2021
“My Cows My Meat” refers to the ideology of one having ownership over the meat of his/her cows. This motto is not only terrible, but is also extremely unfunny. Any pathetic person who uses this figure of speech should be banished from society forever.
Kirk: “I swear it will be funny this time”
Sheen: “No it won’t”
Kirk: “My Cows My Me-“
Sheen: “SHUT THE FUCK UP. MY COWS MY MEAT IS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER WILL BE.”
Sheen: “No it won’t”
Kirk: “My Cows My Me-“
Sheen: “SHUT THE FUCK UP. MY COWS MY MEAT IS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER WILL BE.”
by sandwichofchicken March 31, 2021