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The act of surfing a seemingly harmless word or phrase on the internet while at work and being taken to a website of questionable taste or content.
Reed: I was surfing the web for "twinkies" the snack cake and I clicked on one suggested site.

Bob: So, what's the problem?

Reed: The problem is that the site I clicked on seemed harmless but it redirected me to a page about twinks!!!

Bob: Oh snap! You better hope the I.T. department doesn't find out!
Redirected by classyladytimes August 7, 2012
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I try to search a word, and in the middle of loading, it redirects me to a scam website.
redirect by Racist Asian March 9, 2018

erection redirection 

Term referring to a change in the target of pursuit for a (hopefully) single man. Usually occurs when a new more attractive female is found.
"Jeremy never showed up to his wedding?!"
"Yeah, he had one hell of erection redirection."
erection redirection by Jake LE February 21, 2008

err_too_many_redirects 

What urbandictionary returns on newly defined words, because their website is buggy.
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ERR_TOO_MANY_REDIRECTS
verb
the act of redirecting something to some other thing. e.g. see redirector NSFW

noun
1. a word used by some smart alec when they try to help other Urban Dictionary users find what they are really looking for.
2. a snobby word used by snobby Wikipedia users, and even snobbier computer programmers.
3. a word used by some cool guy who is dying and needs to make his peace with the world by helping out wherever he can.
1. ask the post office to redirect your mail.
2. some cool guy put a redirect in Urban Dictionary so I found what I was looking for right away.
redirect by Mart2038 May 21, 2015

google redirector 

A person who replies a post with phrases such as "just fucking google it", "why don't you google it", "you can find it in google" and all that shit.

Often can be found in message boards and forums. Google redirectors has nothing constructive and meaningful to offer, thus pointing at Google.
In a computer hardware forum....

Don: What do you guys think about the upcoming AMD Bulldozer? Can it compete against Intel?
Jackass: go google it
Don: Not another google redirector.....
Mike: If pointing to Google is the answer to all problems, we don't need any discussion at all.
google redirector by chrno September 27, 2010

vaginal redirectioning 

A surgery to make a womans vagina run horizontal instead of vertical. A basic 90 degree turn of the normal vaginal veiw.
"The bitch i fucked last night had vaginal redirectioning done on her pussy. I had to eat it like corn on the cob"!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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